Dating websites are pretty lame. I mean seriously, most guys on there are looking for a booty call or are so conceded they make themselves look like complete assholes. And of course people just go on the pictures because honestly, if you don’t have any you are definitely a creep, just sayin’.

My rules for dating websites

I will not answer if…

1. you have a shirtless picture showing off your abs (Vain)

2. you have no pictures at all

3. the only picture you have is of your truck/car pet/tattoos

4. you message me just saying hey whats up

5. you have to have something more to say and incorporate something i said from my profile so it seems like you are genuinely messaging me and not a million others

6. you have sent me the same exact message more than once

Seeing as I am moving back to New York at the end of this month, and I pretty much know everyone in the area that is on the site I am deleting that bullshit because there are no decent guys on there that would ever give me a chance.

But if you are looking for a good website i would go with okcupid its free and decent..

plentyoffish.com or pof is basically creepers looking for someone to call at 1 am